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Gretchen: [ so you’re able to Cady ] If perhaps you knew just how suggest she in fact is. You’d know that I am not saying allowed to don hoop earrings, best? Yeah! 24 months back she said hoops earrings was *her* procedure and i also wasn’t allowed to put them on more. And to own Hannakuh my parents got it pair of very pricey light silver hoops and i needed to imagine like We failed to even such as for example them and you can. it had been very sad. Therefore understand she cheats towards the Aaron? Sure, every Thursday he believes she is performing Seated prep yet she is connecting having Shane Oman regarding the projection area over the auditorium! I never informed someone you to just like the I’m *such* a friend!

Homeschooled Child: And on the next big date, God created the brand new Remington bolt-action rifle, to make sure that Son you are going to endeavor the brand new dinosaurs.

Jason: [ training throughout the Shed Book ] Trang Pak made away having Coach Carr! And so did Sunrays Jin Dinh!

Bethany Byrd: People typed in this publication that I’m lying on being an effective virgin as I use extremely jumbo tampons. however, I am unable to help it to in the event the We have got much move and a wide lay vagina!

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Ms. Norbury: Ok, so we are all here ’cause for the guide, correct? Better, I’m not sure who published it guide, nevertheless all got to end calling each other nymphos and you can whores. It will make it ok having guys to mention you nymphos and you may whores. Who right here possess ever before come named a whore?

Mrs. George: [ as the Regina and her boyfriend make out on Regina’s bed ] Do i need to allow you to get men things? Particular products? A condom? Let me know!

Kevin Gnapoor: [ rapping ] Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MC’s is not had nothing into the me, away from my personal levels back at my rhymes you can’t reach Kevin Grams. I am an effective mathlete, very nerd was inferred but disregard that which you read I’m such as James Bond the next. Shaken not stirred I am Kevin Gnapoor. This new G’s hushed as i sneak in your home. I really don’t gamble eg Shaggy, you will be aware it actually was me, cuz next time you can see this lady she’ll end up like “ohhh Kevin G.”

Damian: We proper care. Yearly the fresh seniors by this moving to your underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And you may whosoever was decided Queen and King automatically getting direct out-of the newest Student Facts Panel and because I’m a working associate of one’s Beginner Products Committee, I’d safely say, I worry.

Karen: [ immediately following becoming dumped because of the Aaron, Regina are weeping and you may holding give having Gretchen and you will Karen in her bedroom ] Performed the guy state why?

Cady: [ voiceover ] Incase people freshmen made an effort to disrupt one to serenity, well, let us just state we understood ideas on how to handle it.

Gretchen: [ inside her English category essay, just after being humiliated from the Regina ] Why must Caesar will stomp doing such as for example an enormous, due to the fact everyone else don’t get smushed significantly less than his large base? What exactly is so excellent regarding Caesar? Hm? Brutus is really as lovely since the Caesar. Brutus is as smart while the Caesar. Some body entirely for example Brutus around they like Caesar. And if did it getting ok for example person to be new manager of everyone, huh? Given that that is not just what Rome concerns. You want to totally only *stab* Caesar!