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Q: What’s the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?
Q: What’s the difference between a ginger and a vampire? A: One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun. The other is a vampire.
Q: How many Ginger people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They prefer to sit in the dark.
Q: What’s the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball? A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
Q: Why was the first football pitch sketched out on a redhead’s chest? A: They needed a level playing field.
Q: What’s worst than Eric Cartman making fun of Gingers on in Season 9 Episode 11: Ginger Kids? A: Being a Ginger Kid and having to go to school on !
Q: What’s the difference between a redhead and a lawyer? A: There’s some things even a lawyer won’t do to people.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy? A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: Why are gingers like guns? A: Keep one around long enough, and you re goin to want to shoot it.
Q: What do you call a soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of red hair between his two front teeth? A: A GLAD-HE-ATE-HER
Q: What’s the difference between a dead possum on the road and a dead ginger? A: The possum was probably on its way to meet friends!
Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? A: There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor
A boy walks up to a ginger and the boy asks “How does it feel to be the Wendy’s symbol?” “You know what I don’t really care just go get me a small frosty.”
My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He’s a ginger so I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money
How weird, Ariel (Little Mermaid) is a ginger and had a soul. She could have been the first, but she sold it though
You’re just jealous that my hair color can be found in rainbows and yours can only be found in the dirt.
Lindsay Lohan was arrested again. I’d say send her to Azkaban except the dementors will have no affect on her. she’s a ginger.
When I saw the member of staff, I realised what all the commotion was about, and I don’t blame him.
So I was recently reading that condoms are effective only 97% of the time and I thought that’s not good enough.
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
Magic Lamp A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. “Ah, hell,” says the genie, “What do you want?”
The ginger says, “I want a huge mansion with a hundred rooms and twenty floors, all made of pure gold.”
The genie looks at him and says, “don’t be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That’s impossible. Pick something else.”
A: Say something like “I’m one of those males who love redheads
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, “I slept with a Brazilian. ” The blonde replies, “Oh my God! You slut! How elitarne randki many is a brazilian?”
A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their wives. “What are you getting your wife?” asks the poor man. And the rich man says “I’m getting her a diamond ring and a Marcedes.” “Why both?” asks the poor man. And the rich man says “That way if she doesn’t like the ring she can still enjoy the Marcedes when she returns the ring.” And then the rich man asks the poor man “What are you getting your wife?” And the poor man says “She’s a ginger, i’m buying her a pair of slippers and a dildo. That way if she doesn’t like the slippers she can go fuck herself.”
A Doctor goes into a hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has had terrible stomach cramps and fears for the unborn child. “Well, my dear, there’s good news and bad news. We’ve run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair.” “Oh no!” she replies, “what’s the good news?” The Doctor replies, “it’s dead.”
Two Scousers Two scousers are on holiday in Amsterdam and visit a brothel. “Have you got a fat, ginger bird with no teeth, a heroin addiction and a minge like a vandalised bus seat?” they ask. “You boys are really kinky,” says the madam. “Are we fuck!” they reply. “We’re looking for our mum!”
